Dear Annie, I Hate You

You’re one of the lucky ones. Most people
don’t catch an Annie until it’s too late.

At twenty, Sam’s life is all forward motion-until the arrival of an unexpected companion changes everything. What begins as a normal day unravels into something stranger, darker, and impossible to ignore. Years later, Sam reconstructs the story: rewiring memories, retracing her past, and trying to find the place where everything fell apart. But Annie, her unwelcome counterpart, has another plan in mind.

Dear Annie, I Hate You is a bold, darkly funny exploration of memory, survival, and the slow, imperfect return to oneself-told through the messy process of reconstructing a life interrupted.

This edition was published to coincide with the run at the Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh Festival Fringe in July 2025.